Happy Holidays Everyone!

HI!
My name is AIR FRANCE.
I am more or less sane,
but every year, right around this time,
I turn into a 100% solid gold asshole.
Thank you, and my apologies.

New Logo for Google!

I felt inspired to design a new logo for Google. I mean, I have been getting A LITTLE SICK OF that old one, haven't you? I think my new one will prove to be irresistible to the Google president and CEO and those guys who make the decisions there. I sent it to them with a pretty good cover letter. I was going to have it reproduced on some pretty fancy paper and then send it with a bottle of good wine or something, but I didn't want it to seem like a bribe so I thought I'd just be modern and modest and email it. I'm not asking for a lot of money for it, either. I mean, I'm not sure how much I'm asking, but I'm sure we can negotiate! Happy searching with the new GOOGLE!

January

One thing I love about January is that you can never see the days getting longer. Pretty much the rest of the year you are always aware of the days getting longer and the nights getting shorter or the days getting shorter and nights getting longer. But in January it just seems that the days and nights are constant. I think because of that, or else that is why, January seems to have no movement. It feels like the endless month, with no beginning and no end. But it's over much too soon. I think there is no month that is as much like life as January.

There are people who are running in front of their deadlines, their self-imposed deadlines like treadmill torture decapitation devices. January is the month where none of that matters. You can get ahead, but you're never really ahead. If you fall behind, it doesn't really matter. It also has the best name of any month, I mean for a name of a person. January.