Grey McDonald's

Grey McDonald's Menu

Big Marble
Spicy Pebble McBites
McGranite Sandwich
Terrazzo Salad
World Famous Slate Fries
Sulphur McMuffin
Filet-O-Travertine
Cement Thick Shake

New Job

I'm starting my new job today, May 1 (actually tomorrow, Monday), writing advertising copy. Working for a company you're all familiar with. You know. It's something I said I'd never do, but with the Economy the way it is, I feel like I have no choice. I mean, it's either that or start flying business class.

One of the conditions of my new job is that I don't write about it anywhere, either now or anytime in the future. In fact, I'm not allowed to keep a BLOG at all, punishable by instant termination. I feel that THIS modest journal, however, will be able to fly under the radar. So keep it under your hat, okay?